if bill o’reilly and ann coulter were to produce a child, and then that child were to gain access to rush limbaugh’s stash of oxycontin, the differently-abled result would be one glenn beck.

mr. beck has a new book out, entitled Arguing With Idiots.

there’s going to be a lot of disappointed retrocons out there when they discover that the ‘book’ on which they’ve just wasted $20 is nothing but a single page, and that on that page is just one sentence:

“I spend a lot of time in front of mirrors.”